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Frisky Friday Morning All!!!!

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by sww, Jun 24, 2011.

  1. philhleeds

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    I must admit, I`ve cringed when I`ve seen some births on telly, pretty amazing **** really to be able to do that.

    Was at the business end for all three of mine, didn`t have the cringe factor then as it`s all systems go and too much to do!

    SWW, funnily enough, I`m shortly going to be in the process of setting up a business offering (as long as I can source the clients!) exactly what you are after, and what many other single parents need. I think there is a niche for a company that specialises in offering those employment opportunities.
     
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  2. Pags

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    Ahh ****, I have to do a CV now. Haven’t done one for years (they have specialised templates that you need to keep up to with Council applications.) if you know how to complete one and how to hit the right buttons, you are ALWAYS guaranteed an interview.

    Its an art. ;)

    Hello Lover btw :)

    So anyone else got their special places for sex/making love/****ing…whichever phrase you wanna use…

    In fact what DO people use as the term for it?
     
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  3. Jud_Danger

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    side b4 self, iv done that too.

    Glastonbury 2007 - Chemical Brothers were on the Other Stage at the time - ****ing mental!!!
     
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  4. Jud_Danger

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    and the term is

    "smashin the back duwers in"
     
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  5. The-Don

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    Pags my term is getting an empty :)
     
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  6. sww

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    side before self hahaha...everyone knows that Leeds fans do it better!!!

    kissa i will not be lured into that conversation.....i only know its the most painful thing that has happened to me...and im excellent with pain...extremely excellent...to the point of enjoyment in certain circumstances

    LIW...its your business what you want to do

    WW....sounds like you have interesting weekends!!!

    MALV my little love muffin x x x x x x
     
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  7. philhleeds

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    It is an art Pags, and so are interviews. Constant adaptation of real experience, and personality, to the situation is the key, never treat two interviews, or CV`s the same ;)
     
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  8. philhleeds

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    ****in hell, look at me talking about work when everyone else is full of frisk, I`m getting old.
     
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  9. Pags

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    its only cos I’m at work, I’m not talking bout it…I’m trying to escape onto here!

    I’m ****e at interviews, get reet nervous. Lol.
     
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    Why are the blokes the ones so reticent to giving their favourite sex stuff?

    Its quite amusing.
     
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  11. The-Don

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    SWW

    Im only messing I cant describe how hard it was watching her go through that but the joy babies bring is worth it :) U should be proud of the pain,

    O and Im a wimp I cried at green mile, saving private ryan, lassie n many more haha
     
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  12. Malvin P Lawnmowerparts

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    Ok then Pags, the lights were low and ambient. The soft dulcet tones of Beethoven drifted effortlessly on the breeze as we gazed lustfully into each other's eyes, with a sense of togetherness that could never be matched.

    Then I magicked the beans all over the mighty paps of Jura and slapped her ass and told her to get me a beer...
     
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  13. DirtyLeeds

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    SWW - I meant it sounds like a regular Saturday night in Phil's house......
     
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  14. Radebeens

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    Ah, the day gets better and better! Hangover completley gone, Adam and Joe on 6 music and pringles galore! (this is not my sexual fantasy by the way)
     
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  15. benlovesleeds

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    kissa, the feeling of being kicked between the legs was like when i had the snip reversed! i couldnt move for days!
     
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  16. Whiteyorkist

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    God can you lot talk!

    My Mrs has had both our girls in the birthing pool with a bit of gas. A lot less pain for her and the views not as graphic under the water.

    I must say it's a pretty amazing feeling when you first hold that little baby in your arms and look down to see those eyes looking up at you and you think to yourself god you look like Winston Churchill!!
     
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  17. benlovesleeds

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    mind you the two and a half grand it cost made me cringe as much as the pain
     
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  18. The-Don

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    Is that feeling anything like snapping your banjo? cos thats the worst pain ive ever experienced!!! ouch!!!
     
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  19. Radebeens

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    I once fell off my bike. Does a grazed knee compete?
     
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  20. benlovesleeds

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    worse, like you've been battered, bruising on my stomach and legs
     
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