Jurassic Ark - Noah takes them back in time, two by two Andromeda Train - Tales from a long bum numbing journey Win Town - clearly not about Swansea. No, hang on a minute...
51st Stat - John Motson in a kilt. Ride & Predjudice - er, I think I've just come up with a period pr0n piece. A Ridge Too Far - the sequal to Sound of Music? Rambo: Fist Blood - tough little bugger, isn't he? Es - The story of a Yorkshire boy giving up falconry to deal in drugs. Chariots of Ire - Cecil B de Mille's biblical epic featuring a rather vexed pharaoh.
Gone in 6 seconds..the tale of Steve Bruce doing the double big mac challenge in every Macdonalds in the UK.
Ill Bill: about a sick assassin Blades of Fur: about unsuccessful experimentation in the skating world