The Thunder God after a night at the Mary Hinge waves his hammer and flies off and crashes into Mount Olympus . As he pulls himself to his feet his eyes rest on the Goddess of Love Diana , seconds later they're going at it hammer and tongs ,,,,,,or for those hard of hearing please log in to view this image , three days later, as the first beams of the morning sun plays across their naked bodies Thor rises from the bed waking Diana as he does. She smiles at him and says with her lisp '' What ith your name thtranger ? '' He replies ''I'm Thor ''. Diana replies '' Your Thor ? well I won't be walking down to the shops thith morning either ! ''
Shhhh keep this quiet from the Malsysisns but does anyone want to buy a push bike from me I liberated it from the Uni, it's got the initials JH on the saddle, it's pink and got stabalisers
Leaving @ 10am so I would imagine we'll be there by no later than 1pm even with a little stop. I'd better get you a pint or you'll be calling me all the tight bastards under the sun
Well somebody has to stay here and maintain law and order on the board Will be at the Europa League game next week though
Is it worth me doing a match thread for Reading? Or shall I just do an away guide instead Dilli style ?