My pleasure Minxy. Where's Dilli tonight. I have plenty of ale and four dozen rissoles in the fridge.
He's never had a sweaty crack, but he's had a spotted dick. Howz your tits, oops, holiday Minxy. Tourettes playing up again.
Yes, it was a close thing between me and Dave coaches as to who was paying more to Lloyds Chemists .....
Yeah, missionary work is a bitch, but I think I'd like to convert Minxy please log in to view this image