Friday night at the Coed.

Got to do something I'm in a state of depression today.

Maria Sharapova is out of Wimbledon

 

Do you want a Rancid Knob to cheer you up?

 

I wonder if that's the last time we will see the greatest of all time on a tennis court as a professional player

 

Don't tell Federer has gone out as well.

 

Having been knocked out of Wimbledon Roger and Maria will be our resident tennis experts for the duration of the tournament. Nuns Nickers for Roger and a Rancid Knob for Maria please bartender .....

 

Better get them whiskey chasers as well to go with the Rancid Knob's.

 

Yeah, lost 3 sets to 1 Never. Sadly it looked like father time caught up with him tonight. He was 100/1 on to win tonight as well. The other lad is ranked #116 in the world.

 

Just phoned Maria she's agreed to be our tennis expert for Wimbledon. Get the jacket out to strap FFS into

 

And get a gobstopper to shut her up (then again, I can think of something else ). Can't put up with all that screaming when I'm trying to watch the rugby Saturday

 

I does get on your nerves mind, get a gimp mask for her. Then again perhaps FFS could lend us one.

 

There hasn't been this many injuries at Wimbledon since Vinnie Jones was still playing football.

 

The other lad had a cracking game.Played well and deserved the win. Got a really smart missus so lets hope he goes all the way

 

Well I hope he does with a missus like that.

 

I'd give her forty love

 

see Im no longer needed

 

How's your backhand Posh?

 

What's the best way of dealing with a lob?

 

Slap it!!!

 

How things going Minxy?

 

Fine thanks

... one more day of work then I'm on holiday