Friday night at the Coed.

You didn't miss it, you've posted on it before, we change the name to confuse you

This is just for you PGF seeing as you've missed out

I went on a date with a girl with a stutter.

The waiter asked what she would like to order.

She said, "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n..."

At that point, I decided to help her out and shouted, "BATMAN!"

 

Dilli don't post jokes like that when I'm having a fcuking drink

 

Just did a 22-second fart which changed note 4 times and forced the dog to leave the room

You love my jokes Valley, they're gonna get worse too

 

Have I missed something, where are the boobs.

 

Are we all drinking on here tonight.

 

Are you telling me that there aren't any tits on this forum ?

Slightly off topic, I'm fcuked if I know that the topic was but I don't think Anne Frank would of been a Justin Beiber fan. The fact is millions of people following an idiot is why she was hiding in an attic in the 1st place. Strange or what ?

 

No photos. It was just a mention, that's enough at my age....but now you mention photos.....


PMSL Dill

 

Talking of Justin Beiber, my daughter has taken down all her poster of him and proclaims he a knob. Now I've been telling her this for years.

 

Here u go never - http://thechive.com/2013/05/03/who-wears-short-shorts-they-wear-short-shorts-40-photos/

 

After careful consideration and because I have a mental image of Valley spitting his beer out laughing at that joke from now on I will call Valley Batman

I'm gonna do this with other people too. I already call Chico Ash and others are on the radar

 

I bet Batman likes number 9

 

That's better.

They remind me a Daisy Duke.

 

Number 21 for me

 

Just had a look. See you guys later

 

I didn't really get past number 3

 

I must admit, purely for educational research purposes, I made it to no. 40

 

being 5 hours behind sometimes is a piss off - I;m off to the pub(canadian style) for a couple of pints of Hoegarden (sp)

 

Just start drinking at 2pm instead when you know it's 7pm in the UK. All day sessions are the way to go

 

Lawyer: Mr Dilli, can you describe the QPR fan who attacked you?
Dilli: no he was wearing a mask
Lawyer: What was he wearing under his mask?
Dilli: his face?

 

Lawyer: Doctor, before you perfomed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Doctor: No
Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?
Doctor: No
Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
Doctor: No
Lawyer: So then it was possible that the patient was still alive when you began the autopsy?
Doctor: No
Lawyer: How can you be so sure Doctor?
Doctor: Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk
Lawyer: But could the patient still been alive nevertheless?
Doctor: Yes, it's possible that he could have alive and practicing law somewhere