Came on early to see if an apologises were needed Then remembered where I was Shouldn't really need to apologise to drunk Welshmen Page 69 lads .... what should we talk about ?
It's a terrier, WOOF, WOOF and a very attractive one too. Right my pants are off Minxy and I'm just having my breakfast - two rissoles served by a blonde Swedish lesbian with 38DD jugs smothered with tomato sauce I think I'll have tomato sauce on the rissoles too. NB Don't be flattered by your induction as a VIP. It only means Very Interesting Panties in here What time is the rugger on?........................I said rugger, I wasn't talking about Dill..............
It's on now mun. There's some team wearing blue and another team wearing black. The blokes on telly are really really dodgy mind, they're calling them the all blacks. That's really bad considering most of them are white. The buggers are doing some sort of a dance now, reminds me a bit of FFS pissed on the stage last Saturday
It's the Lions versus the Wallabies today and I think I know what the result will be. Musty's gonna get sacked from Woburn Safari Park.
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What you want Rancid knob or Nuns Nickers. I do have a special beer lined up, for the game "Joey's Pouch".