Friday night at the Coed.

Enough of this crap what time is the topless snooker starting.?

 

Some bastards nick the bloody cue's.

 

What do you get for potting the pink these days?

 

Trip to the clinic, unless you use some chalk.

 

Just don't play the pink oboe

 

Musty is a self confessed player of the pink oboe and has reached international standard. That's a fact.

 

I heard that he can fart for Australia too FACT

 

That is correct. He was the Fremantle U13 champion and progressed to County standard after a 27 second fart in 1994. He went on to specialise in wet farts and became Olympic Champion in 2008, beating a 32stone Russian in the Final.

 

Evening all

 

Fancy a shag glam?

 

Not tonight thanks PG - had one of those days!

 

Dominoes then?

 

Been polishing up my crib board if you are interested in playing

 

He won't play crib, he only wants to play pervy things like strip poker

 

I've been aske to ask THE COMMITTEE if there would be any interest in building a curling rink in the empty warehouse next door? It's such an exciting game! we could get my girls to teach you lot how to bend and get your rocks off

 

Okay lads talking about bending, I've finished work early today so was hoping to get a few practice game of pool in to impress Minxy later. So can someone tell me, who was the inconsiderate barstado that tried to bend one of Lumber's ladies over the pool table and broke it

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That was FFS

Someone put the jacket back on him

 

Popping in early to say hello as off out for a while this evening

So what do you have on the menu that is long & cool ?

 

Long? That's dills manhood out of the equation them.

 

Hi Chico

How's life going with you?