......shuts phone off, shuts tv off, turns lights out, takes bra and suspenders off, puts Rupert PJs on. "How has your studying for your OU degree been going" says Mrs PGF.."Had a tough night tonight. I've been psycho analysing several nutters on a football forum. Im glad to come to bed" "Night, night" "Night Night"..... Fancy a shag?
Dilli you lying ****. Oi....home now! You said you was off to your nans you minx. You havent been playing with darts and ping pong balls again? Everytime I turn my back for 5 minutes! Dont forget to take out your dentures, I will be home in a bit
OK I've had the mounties around the house - they've had a warning that one of the Toronto FC fans is aiming to cause problems for Swansea - been paid by Earnshaw. If you see a man - looking like a woman - pretending to be posh like watch out!- If she pulls out a straw and asks you to bend over - DON'T He's promised Earnshaw that he'd blow up all the arseholes in the Hinge. I hope I'm not too late but he's been a dose of Titilation - a drug sold in Canada for male enhancements but also develops double D man boobs. Please give me a call at 1-800 1579-471 or 1800 BLOW - JOB Remember the mounties always get their man! [video=youtube;40ur7rYCdVg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40ur7rYCdVg[/video]
Valley - did you have the lights on? I can't believe you lot are that starved for female company - no wonder my girls went to Macdonalds with Dai! My girls are doing a turn at the Full Moon on Saturday it could involve more than two on the stage at one time. Then they're in the Welcome on Mynyddbach common for mud wresting on Sunday so don't be surprised if the Hinge is empty. Valley it's amazing what a pair of testicle taped together can look like - are you sure you want to brag about the other night?
There's a program on next week about a bloke with 10 stone testicles Fair play to him, I wouldn't have the balls to do that
