Now Minxy is not what your normally used to Dilli, she's a lady, so can we kindly keep the language clean etc. I know it's a novelty for you lot to see a lady of such class. I've told Demi, Scarlett and Cameron to keep a low profile tonight. Don't forget we are doing cocktails tonight. Tonight speciality: Hairy Nipple. The Arm Pit. Light Relief. The Euro.
Jeeze when to spend a penny but it's all change now thanks to the bloody Common Market so I'm going to euronate, someone watch my bloody pint or Never will put it back in the barrel !
**** Matron! She said we were all getting Fat and Lazy so lunchtimes we've have this singalong then we get a can of Tab to wash down a measley apple. She now calls us the moron tab and apple choir ! Bitch !
Are we all allowed in one room at the same time ? Nice tits .....Ffs its after 10 and u haven't had ur medicine, nice tits ........ 23,23.......
Good luck with that Minxy, I hope you're a psychiatric nurse because FFS is the biggest nutter on this board bar none. We make him wear a special jacket
