Friday night at the Coed.

Dill - theres a woman in here........

 

Well normally I'd say no women but we'll make an exception for Minxy because we know her and we're a pole dancer down too.

Give her the red wine quick and we may get a show after

 

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good job I brought my own

 

Can she play topless darts?

 

HHave we got any wine glasses? Excuse me Miss, do you mind drinking out of the bottle?

 

We've got wine glasses, remember its all FFS is allowed when he drinks his sherry through his straw

 

I can do the topless bit .... just not very good at darts

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Oh yeah ...I'll try and find them...rushes off, emptying sh trays and clearing last weeks rissole and chips wrappers........

 

Guys - we've got a captain for our topless darts team. Yahoo. Excuse me Miss, GULP, fancy a practice

 

We don't mind you being rubbish at darts as long as the topless bit is done allright

 

You trust me with darts .... I'm honoured

 

Never, theres a chick here in her bra

 

He's in the bog and he might be there for a while. I'm going to do the scores, hope this is a long game

 

I have to admit something



...... or maybe I shouldn't say

 

.......on the phone to Never "Im telling you there's a woman in here, in her bra, playing darts....she just had a double twenty and...oh my god......oh my god...she's taken her bra off...oh my god .Never....I've gotta go"

 

Yes say say

 

I just sent him a text, it won't be long and the perv will be here

 

501 per leg...best of 43 legs.....My word what nice breasts, I mean darts you have. Did I say breasts, I meant darts...darts."

 

You gents seem easily pleased

 

It's because we're simple