Water off a ducks back. Talking of water next week is wet T shirt night. Oi Lumber thats for the girls not you mind!!!
Was in a bar in Denver with a crowd of girls and boys and we were into the cocktails - someone ordered som Jage meisters and as oneof the girls was reaching for a drink she popped her tit in a Jager meister which neatly ringed her nipple. She was sporting enough to let three of the guys try and lick it off - we got kicked out - is it alright to invite them to the Hinge?
I captured one on my phone [video=youtube;YYy9VL3Z13g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYy9VL3Z13g[/video]
Sorry no girls last night, we got raided by the rozzers and I had to sneak then all out via a side door. Someone had tipped them opff that we run a house of i'll repute. Now where would they get that from. Going to have to keep under the radar for a couple of days so by Wednesday we should be back up and running again.
ArgHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- theres a woman in here!!!!! Put the porn mags away, tell the girls to stay downstairs and hide that pole....."Yes madam, how can I help you?"
Wine ? Wine?? Dill, do we serve wine? We normally serve Mouldy Old Goat, Old Scroat or err (embarrassed) a pint of Rancid Knob......