Friday night at the Coed.

I can't believe I'm banned from the Hinge tonight

You absolute bastards

 

You leave the girls alone and the ban is lifted.

 

It's beach party time!!!!!!!!

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I'm only here for the lager

 

It's bloody cocktail night so lager's off. We do have some of the Nun's nickers left if you fancy some of that.

 

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I'll drink bleach if I have to

 

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you obviously have not heard of the home brew made by someone here - used alcohol that was meant for cleaning, 3 died and one still fighting for life, take bleach of the menu

 

Bleach off, babycham on

 

Babycham it is then Dilli. Luck enough I got some in just in case Dai popped his head in.

 

I've installed a jacuzzi at the back of the pub.


Well I say jacuzzi, it's two epeleptics in a paddling pool

 

Nice place you have here, been hearing many stories about the Mary Hinge so thought I'd pop in to check it for myself

Pint of Diesel please barman and a jäger bomb chaser oh and a bag of cheese and onion crisps

 

where is the fkn barman, I want a drink. XXXX Gold in a schooner pls

 

All welcome KDA, beware the resident nutters though

 

That will be you then Dilli, unless FFS pop's his head in.

 

Cheers, will you be the one in the straight jacket drinking his pint through a straw?

 

That would be FFS, he's the resident nutter, Dilli's just his apprentice.

 

Yes that FFS

I'm the one who doesn't move from the bar