Friday night at the Coed.

Dunkles it is. Apparently I'm George Orwell!!

 

At least it isn't me for a change

 

As we have no dancers tonight, and not much to talk about, so how about a game of dominoes.

 

Sod it Never, just shove those porn channels I caught you watching on

 

Watch Dilli turn up now you've mentioned porn.

 

No chicks We'll have to have a mass debate ..........

 

I've given the girls a weekend off. I've got a couple of irons in the fire, so we may have some entertainment later on.

 

Oh fk another craft hour wood burning fking signs again, matron the needle!

 

Lock yourselves in the cupboards FFS is on the loose Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

....and hide that bottle of chianti..............

 

You be careful with matron.

 

I've managed to get a new act at such short notice. Please welcome to the stage Shakira.

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Here's Johnny !

 

Ah nice to see a friendly face. Now can I get you a beer? We still have some of the German beers from yesterday, Dilli particularly like the Dooplebock.

 

Javol mein ist ein stein ov zer tiitenfeelun unt bum gestat ! With a top please

 

Bloody top, peasant!!

 

Never, get Shakira signed up full time. Let her know I'll GIVE HER whatever she wants

 

I bet you will, not a bad stand-in Valley.

 

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Never I'm in the middle of tying up another negotiation for you so the pub is all yours tonight

 

I've had her ............. just now!