Friday night at the Coed.

I forgot about this. I went to get my car washed today and the bloody liberties these took.

Very thorough mind!!

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That's quality, we have to rebook them

 

Which ones!!!!

 

All except Lumber ladies

 

Lads a late arrival for tonight brining the curtain down on tonights entertainment.

Please welcome to The Hairy Minge, Jennifer.

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It's called the Mary Hinge you bewt. You've had enough, no more babycham for you tonight !!

 

Yep I had one or two too many last night, and I was in a rush as Cameron, Lucy and Drew offered me tiffings at there place.

 

But you'd had one too many and fell asleep didn't you, or so they told me

 

That would be just about right for me Valley.

 

late arrivals

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Now I'm insulted - send you some of my best girls and you all insult them wot the Fcuk!!! I'm beginning to think you'd like some of the Pet Shop boy videos,
Now where did I put them?

 

Can I remind all regulars the Champions league game is on the big screens. We have some new bar girls behind the bar, please be easy on Anke, Heiki, Ursula & Sabine.

We have brought in German beer fresh from the Munich beer festival, we have Kölsch, Dunkles, Doppelbock & Eisbock. I can recommend the Doppelbock as you will be seeing double after a couple of Steins.

No dancing tonight, as I've given the girls a couple of nights off, after all the hard work they've been putting in lately. I just saw Cameron in bloody Monaco!! talking with some geezer on Sky Sports. I must be paying them too much money, I was going to give here a bollocking when she got back, but bless her she did mention the Swans so all is forgiven.

 

That Klopp bloke is a right mad bugger

 

Klip?

 

Ney laddie!!

 

as they have in the old ppls homes, i'll have a pony pls (5oz beer)

 

Who's for a pint of Dunkles?

 

What the hell is dunkies ?

 

Dunkles is a dark lager which comes in two main varieties: the sweetish, malty Munich style and the drier, hoppy Franconian style. Very apt I thought as Bayern Munich are playing.

 

Never, how dare you close a thread on here, that's my job

I'll try a pint of dunkles