sorry to burst your bubble dill[video=youtube;zEj9bvnEJDQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEj9bvnEJDQ[/video]
Appearing at the pub next week [video=youtube;dABo_DCIdpM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dABo_DCIdpM[/video]
I'm looking to get another couple of girls in for tomorrow nights end of season celebrations. I have it on good authority that Dilli has invited all the players, god help us all. I've put the girls on red alert, when I mentioned tomorrows cliental and that Chico and Michu would be in, they went all goggly eyed at the thought. Not the usual response of telling them Dilli will be in. Can we make sure Swim get some tapas in for the Spanish lads and Sushi for Ki. No nuts and crisps please, don't want them catching anything. Right I'm off to see these new dancers. It's a hard life being the entertainments manager. Oh, while I remember this is an exclusive members club, I know we let Dilli in but thats a cross we have to bear, but Lumber you choice of women is shocking, much improvement is needed, or we will put you in the basement with the rest of the rabble. In fact you could bring the girls and they could sort of them all out.
Sorry lads, I gave the shopping list to the missus and forgot she's dyslexic. Do you recon the Spanish lads will go for pasta? Oh, and I've sent the kids down the kennels to get something special for Ki.
someone get me a couple of pints of whoregarden I can't take the doom and gloom on some of the other threads - anyone want a game of euchre. Hey is the pub staying open close season?
Evening Lumber, I know what your on about. The bar will be open during the close season, we need something to do. I've managed to sort out the cabaret tonight, we have a double act to start with then a rather nice solo dance.
No, these are something more mmmmmmmm tasty as they say. The big girls are down in the cellar performing.
When the lads turn up tonight I hope Laudrup manages to give Dai a wide berth. Now where the hell is Dill, he has a pint of Mouldy been sitting on the bar for the last hour. He better hurry up or he will miss tonights acts.
God it's quiet on here tonight. Now that the team are in and Scarlett, Cameron and Demi are keeping them occupied. For your entertainment we have our first act of the evening, gentlemen please put your hands together for Rihanna & Britney. [video=youtube;5TX9KuXD8dI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TX9KuXD8dI&list=PLAEAE156CF090C106[/video]
Gents I'm sure you all enjoyed that. Can somebody please get Chico off the stage or he'll break that bloody pole, and we won't be able to get our headline act on. Now did anybody see where Michu went, I thought I saw him talking with Britney. Tonights headline act, please welcome to the stage new to the Mary Hinge, I present to you Jessica. [video=youtube;9epUA9hIA7g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9epUA9hIA7g[/video]
What are you pervs up to tonight? I take a few days off and the place goes to pieces. Pint of Scroat darling........Who's been nicking from the till?
I'm not a perv, I'm THE perv Been thinking of raising standards on the bar as too many deranged people are here. So next in line for a job, for her academic qualifications is Rachel Riley
