Friday night at the Coed.

Can I get a drink please!!!! I think I need one.

 

Mouldy it is never. Hold on a sec, I'll change the barrel.... "What do you think of Bobby Brown Shoes messing it up for the Swans in Europe?"

......"Scarlett, get that barrel changed....and hurry up, Culture Club are on in five"


"Have you seen Dill tonight never, or is he shagging in the lane again?"

 

I've been elsewhere having it out with that bloke who hums you'll never walk alone to himself.

Also I confess I have had a shandy or two tonight

 

Ah, that's better. Missed the lot of you, it's a quiet night tonight I see.

 

In all honesty I couldn't log on for ages it said I couldn't connect to the server. Just when I was enjoying myself putting Dai in his place

 

Same here.

 

There was a cock up on the 606 server because it was busy after the FA Cup final. Talking about cock ups, NEVER get off that stage, I told you about that last night...

 

I'm glad you were enjoying putting him in his place too

 

I'm only watching, I know you have a no touching rule with the ladies.

Can you stop Cameron taking my half full glass all the time.

 

We could ban Torys from the pub if you like

 

I've been to his weekend house.

 

I fancy a pint. Look at the special we've got on tonight, it's called Deep Throat.........

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She spilt half the pint. Her top won't half get stained, need to get that in the wash straight away.

 

Do you want a jug never

 

Pair of pervs

 

No I'm Ok, just admiring the view now that's she's taken my advice to get her top washed.

 

Right that bird has asked to use my machine, so I'm going to take her back home for wash and fast spin. See you tomorrow for the big match.

 

Make sure she doesn't peg you on the line upside down

 

He likes that sort of thing the kinky bugger

 

Hello - hello - anyone there? fark the place is empty! - Hmm whats that pole doing on the stage 0h it's OK i thought he was workiing! - How did you like my Boy George costume and who was that wierd little guy with one red tit and one blue tit who kept shouting 'Play Musty for me"
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