Friday night at the Coed.

Let out of what ? I'm not in any bloody institution but the others are

 

Out of the bloody pub!!! Now the other two you are correct, nutters the pair of them. Saying that where is FFS?

 

He can't have escaped tonight

 

I haven't seen him recently





.... he must have found someone to stalk

 

3 ****in* nil against Valencia - what have we f******g done arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Did I dream that last night?

 

err, do you mean the Swans thumping Valencia or your romp with next doors missus?

 

Both!!!

I'm not sure if the 3-0 win was a dream or the romp with Demi, Scarlett, Cameron & Kylie. Must have been the 3-0 win.

I'm hiding in here away from the fall out thats going to happen!!!! I'm going on the Skoll tonight.

 

Think you'll be in here on your own tonight

 

"kstttttttttttttt, glug, glug, glug. Ahhhhhhhhh" Do you mean that Skol? I thought they stopped selling that years ago!

 

Especially imported by Mikra.

 

Don't tell Dill - he'll be down there like a shot.

 

I need another one.

 

I'm posting my song here in case I'm not allowed to anywhere else......

Help, I need Brendan
Help, not just Brendan
Help, you know I need Brendan to
Help!

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed Brendan's help in any way
But now these days are gone I'm not so self-assured
Now I find I've changed my mind and take it up the ****

Help me if you can, I'm feeling Bren
And I do appreciate you from behind
Help me get my pants up from the ground
Won't you please, please help me?


Apologies, I couldn't help myself

 

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Ah well, best I have a pint on my own then. Cheers!!

 

I hate to see a man drinking on his own

 

Cheers Glam. Pint and a packet of crisps for the dog.

 

Oh go on then twist my arm

 

Glass of orange juice please