Friday night at the Coed.

His balls were blocking his view

 

This is disgusting! I'm off to the Bushy Craic for one

 

I might actually go to the real Coed

 

Thought you were a regular.

I have some good news!! Fernanda has promised to perform tonight, as were now past the watershed get your seats and ale for tonights first act.

 

I'm ready

 

Just getting my heart tablets...........

 

Who's the fcuking idiot down the front with underpants on his head blocking my view

 

Gents,

First act of tonight!!!

[video=youtube;tv00qE4WA2E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv00qE4WA2E[/video]

 

That's not a bloke now is it? I know what you're like

 

The pole is not up and running so were having a pole dancing interlude.

[video=youtube;o8pTGaXXE_g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8pTGaXXE_g[/video]

 

Tidy ....oops I've got a repetitive thumb.....................

 

It's not the Kardiff board!!!

 

Don't call them ladyboys or else they'll be calling you racist

Is ting tong ok to say ?

 

Ping pong, no problem with that. In fact I'll get the table out, oh **** just realised all the balls are missing.

[video=youtube;UZ-zAa01BlA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ-zAa01BlA[/video]

Thats not you in the background Dilli?

 

I was the pissed one trying the pole dancing

 

Last one of the night. I'm have a tray of Nun's Nickers so I can appreciate the entertainment.

[video=youtube;qyVEZ2YQ8o0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyVEZ2YQ8o0[/video]

 

I've got a big horn - http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...ZxMhUoWmDauf7AbeioD4Cg&ved=0CDcQ9QEwAg&dur=88

 

Big head!!!

 

How do you get lick marks off a computer screen

 

I have the same problem with my screen and the dog!