Of all the famous men who ever lived, the one I would most like to have been was Socrates. Not just because he was a great thinker, because I have been known to have some profound thoughts myself, although mine invariably revolve around an American actress and some handcuffs
Yesterday was National Orgasm Day. Today is Clear Browser History Day. Just saying like Socrates was a chain smoker and a qualified doctor too.
Having a break from those idiots for a day, time to celebrate my award so a pint of your finest cider, a couple of sambuca's and whatever Poshminx is drinking
Seeing as Never isn't hear, everything tonight is free. Here you are KDA, help yourself before Dilli finds out it's a free bar please log in to view this image
I can't be bothered to talk to those berks any longer. They've got more fairy stories than Hans Christian Anderson. Give me beer and lots of it