Your going to get a yellow card if you carry on, all we need now is FFS to pop his head in and were done for.
Hey dilli I've found somewhere for you to put your pint [video=youtube;yVXlqGnbM8A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVXlqGnbM8A[/video]
WTF you mean closed!!! I don't care if everyone else has gone to see their Mams I want a pint of Moose! Hang on - is that Mr Bean over there? I think I'll invite hime - he's usually good for a laugh
Right whats everybodies poison? Mounted Moose. (Will put lead in your pencil) Didgeriedoo's. (This one will have you always whining) Bulls Sack. (Has a very creamy body) Black Sheep. (You'll have no mates after this one) Redswine. (Very bitter aftertaste) I'm on the Mounted Moose , all drinks are on the house. Does the dog want something Glam, bag of nuts, crisps?
Right it's Friday night, and I'm on my holiday now!!! Whooooooooo . The Hinge will be in full swing later, I've managed to get the girls back, bloody cheek of it, they told me they went to Malmo with FFS, Mikra & Norway. I was going to deduct the AWOL days from their pay, but good old Cameron half hinched FFS wallet, he's bloody loaded. So drinks all round tonight, I'm going to start with the diggeridoo as the Aussies are caning us in the cricket. Cheers all