Friday night at the Coed.

I want a mounted moose.

Pervy or what

 

Eh, eh. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Arghhhhhhh. Anyone got any tissues?

 

The mounted Moose was imported for Lumber.

I hope that fcuking snakes not loose again. Took me weeks to find it last time, scared the **** out of me, luck enough I was on the bog at the time.

 

What is there to drink for a happy Posh fan ?

 

When are you going to join me in the shower I've been in here for nearly two days, even my prunes are pruned!

 

Hi Minxy, good win today. Drinks on the house.

 

We noticed that you had washed your knob 143 times.

 

It's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like

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He wasn't washing it!!!!

 

Pop your best cork for Minxy Never

 

Champagne for visiting royalty

Your team can have 3 points, I'm gonna have 10 pints

 

Now I know Minxy is partial to my very best, Faustinio Reserve Rioja.

There you go Minxy, cheers and here to a good season for The Posh.

 

I hope you are sharing that bottle around

 

Boyz, I just checked the shower webcam and Minxy is in the shower with FFS But the strangest thing is happening - she is washing his knob in her mouth. I have never seen that before

 

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Oh my prunes!

 

There's liquid soap everywhere

 

She must have power teeth then to get all the cheese and crusty bits off

 

I'm not cleaning the showers, hang on a minute, we haven't got any showers. What the hell has FFS done now.

 

Errr you know that upstairs bath you wanted moving well I moved it should I have turned the water off first ?

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That was the new Spa pool!!! Oh 5hit, I haven't paid for it yet.