I know Hull, hell and happiness has already posted one of Poly's, but I fancied hearing this again....
Should maybe have re-named himself "Spunkin' Jay Hawkins" "He had three children with his first wife and estimated the number of his illegitimate children at between 50 and 70.[19] After his death, his friend and biographer Maral Nigolian set up a website to trace these children,[20] identifying 33, at least 12 of whom met at a 2001 reunion."