I'm astounded that ANYONE can my patter remotely funny.
Gambols burd fighting shame


Am no shy about hittin a burd a slap. I kid you not. If some mouthy bint thinks she can hide behind "am a woman so ye canny hit me" and do what the **** she likes, she's very wrong. If she hits me, she gets hit right back.![]()
Am gonny slap the ****in heid aff you![]()
Pots seem to be in vogue at the moment.


Sorry darling. Another babycham?
Pots seem to be in vogue at the moment.
Alright, ya picky ****, they're fights that suddenly break oot. Happy now?
or how about :This evening ahm gonna ask Mrs Gas later what she wants, a **** or a wok. The choice is hers.
Medro's desperate attempt to clamber onto the moral high ground![]()
This evening ahm gonna ask Mrs Gas later what she wants, a **** or a wok. The choice is hers.
I'd hold fire on that one you don't want to wok the boat with the weekend coming up.
Fair point - i'd seek to curry favour with her first.
Funniest thing now is that the case will probably be thrown out![]()