Friday Joke
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Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
Bloke walks into a chemist and asks for some deodorant, the assistant says " ball applicator or aerosol?"
The fella says " neither, it's for my armpits "
The fella says " neither, it's for my armpits "
Two monkeys running a bath one puts his arm in and goes "oo ooh aah ahh ahh" the other one says "well put some cold in"
just realised how hard it is to do monkey noises on the internet! lol
just realised how hard it is to do monkey noises on the internet! lol
Somebodys pinched my sombrero
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The Catholic Church have allowed the use of condoms for some extreme occasions. For example, if the alter boy has diarrhoea.
Mick and Paddy walking through the woods, see a sign saying "Tree fellers wanted"
Paddy turns to Mick and says "It's a pity Seamus isn't here..."
Paddy turns to Mick and says "It's a pity Seamus isn't here..."
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