Never mind Falcao, have a bit of this: [video=youtube;GRVu18h2mfA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRVu18h2mfA[/video]
and a double helping of this: ****ing A1 [video=youtube;CjF8sjuPLxU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjF8sjuPLxU[/video]
I knew 2 Irish lasses at University and one always used to call the other one Bombay. I asked her if her friend had spent time in India hence the nickname "Bombay". "Nah" she said "She's got piss flaps like 'bomb-bay' doors"