Well ,after a fine evenings entertainment at Gods own concert venue, the Liverpool Philharmonic Hall, courtesy of Nils Lofgren, I am going to meander on an epic two minute rail journey from my humble abode in Orrell Park to Aintree as of the morrow, to visit the forums favourite racecourse in Gods own county of Murkeyside.
What a lovely name for a county by the way.
I'm sure the counties finest fillies and mares will be out in force for an aperitif before the main event of show jumping in the city centres many "all you can quaff for a fiver" exclusive bars and restaurants.
Not since the halcyon days of Michael O'Neill, James Fortune and the Oaklea posse has the forum been so excited.
Oaklea is now the finest B&B in the county now folks, I say folks.
Cor blinking stinking blimey, and I do mean Cor Ballyblinking (small village just a stones throw from Ballypolly), Cor blimey readers, and I do mean my regular readers, there is words on the streets, I say streets.
A certain associate of mine met an associate of a certain Mr Nash.
Mr Nash's associate seemed to think that All Good Things was neither coming over for the ferry food, nor playing for 2nd place.
More interesting, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more was...
... He reckons Barrington, not Hills ,But our very own Geraghty is also confident of a wiinner.
You must remember him, he got the leg up on some of Private Needles donkies before Nico De GrimReaperVille sucked his way to favour. You read it first here folks.
The horse that was mentioned was Stamp Your Feet. 6.40.
He also gets the leg up on another McManus steed in the shape of Another Hero. 8.20. (Sneaky eway double)?
My associate is usually reliable. He is "Peter the Horse" and has owned shares in steeds with Haslam (Patrick) and Johnston, has connections with Michael Owen, through his father with the Cheltenham Racing Club and spends more time buried in the " blackbook" than is good for his health.
My only reservation is this.
He is a very large imposing type of guy, and has been stitched up before.
He seemed very lively (pissed) when I spoke to him earlier.
DO AS YOU DO.
A disclaimer..
They are expected to run well.
If they do, and win, I expect lots and lots of BOOMS, cases of Stella, bags and bags of the finest weed and a photos of any naked women.