French football 'scandal'?

Phil Neville

Gary Neville

 

tevez

 

Was it John Terry who ran over a photographer's foot recently? ( I know it was someone English).

Could he be included?

 

Tevez was burned not in a crash.

Lescott was dragged by a car along the ground face-down as a child. That's why he looks like Wharf from Star Trek.

Kluivert killed some lassie with his car

Terry is in.....any more?

 

Ronaldo crashed his car in a tunnel a few years back

 

Davie Dodds - he used to chase parked cars as a nipper

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Ronaldo, Terry, Lescott, Kluivert, Ribery.

We've got the beginnings of a team here.

 

Hicham Zerouali that played for the Dons. Did he no bite the big one in a car crash?

 

he's probably unavailable for selection then

 

I think Ribery looks a bit like Sloth from the goonies

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My mate said to me during the last World Cup when he was just getting in the team "Who is that 14th Century French Peasant on the pitch?" Was pishing myself laughing for ages.

 

More like Pluto from The Hills Have Eyes

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for **** sake at least get him a set of braces and give him a bloody chance!

 

Can't believe they use the poor **** to scare people.

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Darcheville cud be in the Car crash 11. lost his wife and kids in one. poor ****

 

Ribery had a good game last night

 

He certainly showed his ugly side last night

 

looks like a rusty barrel used for hobo fires

 

Here is the French hooker he was alledgedly banging will she was underage

I bet she received a nasty tackle

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I've just noticed, some of her leg seems to be missing - He's a ****ing animal that Ribery, must have went in wi the studs up