Been out looking at furniture shops, 2 hours of my life Ill never see again in Ikea, but, been and ordered me shed, so it's all good now. Probably just spend the rest of the weekend sorting out ****e, shredding ****e, and packing ****e.
Who's moaning?? I ordered me shed! It'll be delivered a week after we move in, I can't frigging wait! Ok I mighta moaned about Ikea, ****ing hate the place. All blokes do.
Feckin' right you should moan about IKEA. I'd rather listen to Burnsy bang on about pies than spend time in there. My sympathies Happy... Also, did you get a big shed? As in a 'man shed'?? One that you can hide in, kettle, comfy chair etc etc?
Been at work this morning.... Come home to find the garden like Trafalgar Square.... The new bird feeders seem to have been sabotaged by bastard pidgeons. Peanuts everywhere..... Will have to pick them out the grass before its first cut. Bastard nature
IKEA - Grub & coffee on the way in then tell her you'll meet her at the hot dog exit when she's done. Head straight there.
I went for a standard 8x6 in the end. Good quality one mind. I don't need one to hide in, the new house will have an inside office. Which will be warm! Or, there's a few pubs literally up the road. The dog might get walked more than he's ever done before... Nah, sod that. It's just mass produced ****e that is cold in there. Plus horrible queues to wait for the cold ****e, then sitting down at a dirty table. Seriously, sod that. Had a lovely brunch before we got there at some nice place, so didn't need more food. Also, letting her wander in there alone would remove me being able to tut and moan at the ****e she would get. A little pain for me, saves me money. Have to see the bigger picture sometimes and make sacrifices.
GTF. It's big enough for the garden stuff and the bikes! It's also wood. Quality wood. I bet it's been a while since you seen any quality wood. I want a pergola, I'll have me tea parties there ya ****.
Great stuff, mate; congratulations! The technical term is the bench, one for home, one for away; some of them babies find the bench very comfortable, they grow quite attached.
Twats! Just like City, they never turned up! Got given a bottle of Rioja (for birthday on Monday...) And a bowl of Whitebait Excellent beer. Stan 3 - 0 Sarky Bastards
