Off Topic Free Skylarker

"Skyrimmer!"

Yes, we got it the first time, Bambi - and that was about a year ago and at least a thousand repetitions since. Yet, you are still the only one who calls him "Skyrimmer!"

Grow up ffs!

 

Aye, well it'll be a Giggle for a while now then.

 

...now then...


It's Jimmy Saville ffs!

 

He reckons it was like 'shooting fish in a barrel'

 

Nah it was ****e that they'll lap up and spit out, you have to be more creative to get under their skin.

 

He's a 'wum-master' mate

 

Jimmy's catchphrase 'shooting fish in a barrel'.

 

That's all fine and dandy, though, Luvvy... except for the fact that I wasn't really trying to get under anyone's skin. I was merely proving to Pixie that I can mix it with the best, and enjoy some decent banter at the same time.

Telling those lads that, after having read some of their threads and postings, I could imagine that a few of them had been anally-probed - BAM! - I was straight in there with the bantz, and it was all ****s and giggles from there on in.

Meanwhile, back over on this board, gormless Pixie was engaged in the Mother of all Wum ****-ups, as he kept goading me into "posting on the GC board" and pulling at his little plonker, jerking off on the false premise that I would "get eaten alive!" I was already several pages into the bantz, by then!

Poor Pixie! He cannot stop ****ing up!

 

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^^^^^ rattled

In reality you're more at home on a board full of racist mongs, talking about anal probing, than you are on one talking about football.

 

I talk plenty of footy on the Spurs board, mate.

Also, you said that I couldn't be 667 because 667 knew too much about footy!


I was 667, you ****wit!

 

OUCH!

 

You didn't even know your own fan's chants. So much for your footie knowledge on the spuds board.

I said A87 knew too much about footie for him to be you. So that's another wum **** up I'm afraid

 

Kevin please ban every **** on this thread (apart from me)

Thank you in advance m7

 

Throw the ****ing key away, he's a **** anyway...

 

Yes, you did say A87 knew a lot about footy (thanks for that compliment, by the way), but you also defended 667 on the same basis.

Hook. Line. Sinker.

 

I'm thinking of starting a "Pixie's Greatest Wum **** Up" thread.

I know which is my favourite!

 

Threads done.

This Should be Closed.

 

But....I want to post a Mandela Gif when Sky comes back

 

Fair enough we'll keep it going then. I know a song about that.