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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So if you can have casual racism and casual dating, serious racism and serious dating, there is also friends with benefits, can you have racism with benefits?
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    what about Racist Dating?
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Farage and Abbott on 1st dates.
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Racists should only be allowed to date racists of other races? BNP members only allowed to date black panthers, etc.

    Sounds fair to me.
     
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  5. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Robert Mugabe seems to have benefited massively from his racism, albeit financially.

    I think that you get a free hood if you join the KKK. Does that count? You get a snazzy title, too.
    Grand Dragon? Imperial Wizard? Exalted Cyclops? A bit D&D, but still.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Jun 7, 2017
  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    One of the best news-satire articles I ever read was about a klansman who washed his robe with something red and the robe came out pink.

    He couldnt understand why he wasn't allowed to join rallies based on the colour of his robe. He couldn't help that his robe was a different shade to everyone else.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jun 7, 2017
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  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    The EDL would have taken him as he was a whiter shade of pale.
     
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  8. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Kim, khloe and kourtney?
     
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  9. PleaseNotPoll

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    Kylie, Kendall and Kanye.
     
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  10. Hoddle is a god

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    It's not racism as such, but I wouldn't mind getting into that whole "desi aunty" scene that some of the Asian lads find so compelling.
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Just PM'd brb - Hopefully I'm around to tell the tale.
     
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  12. Hoddle is a god

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    As long as you didn't call him a **** and send him a photo of your nob with the words "suck this!" written across it, you should be fine, mate.
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    That's me ****ed then.
     
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    Welcome back mate. I might have called you a **** once or twice whilst you were gone but just to show I'm not two face... you are a **** mate <ok>
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    Racist fisting?
     
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  17. brb

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    Sorry. Btw you are in charge again.
     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Thanks brb but I no longer want the job.
     
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    It's not negotiable lol
     
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  20. Stan

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    What?!

    Outraged.

    :emoticon-0130-devil

    I'm going to start a thread on GC to address this issue.

    You've ruined Election Day for me.
     
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    Stan, Jun 8, 2017
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