Off Topic Free Pixie

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I'm sat in my underpants, practising my D Dorian scales up and down the neck on my Ibanez Premium RG870QMZ.

It's a great guitar...

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Read the first 2 pages. Skipped the rest as the fat sweaty mess was blubbering on.

So what has actually gone on?
 
Commachio said:
**** off you heap off lard
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Clearly, "lard" is not a term that can apply to me.

When you and other cretins were referring to me as "fat" etc, I was laughing at you.

Imagine that you called me a "ginger tosser?" It would be meaningless, as I am neither. So, to call me "fat" is meaningless. It would be like me calling you shrewd.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Clearly, "lard" is not a term that can apply to me.

When you and other cretins were referring to me as "fat" etc, I was laughing at you.

Imagine that you called me a "ginger tosser?" It would be meaningless, as I am neither. So, to call me "fat" is meaningless. It would be like me calling you shrewd.
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**** off you fat weak ****.
 
brb said:
Im a fair man HiaG and i hear your plight, i realise you will be a lost Nan an utterly destroyed soul without your bum fluff friend.

However, being the honest and sincere upstanding citizen that i am, i am happy to reach an agreement for your siamese twin immediate release.

This is not like a no brexit deal, i do barter, but i need blood man, a grass is a grass and in the not606 mafia world reputations are at stake.

So here's the deal, for the release of piskie you have to choose someone to take his place, but you only get two choices bro, so maybe flip a coin;

Skylarker or Slycock....

THE CHOICE IS YOURS <ok>
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Four posts in and it’s Boom! Easy choice for the Pede but who will the Clique put to the sword?
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
I came back because brb lifted the restrictions on my account.

I’d made it clear that I wouldn’t post on this board until they had been.

It’s pure coincidence that my coming back occurred just as Pix is hauled off to the Cooler.

Unless brb planned it that way, of course.

The man is pure evil.
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Did the threat involve savalon and half a pound of grapes?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
So, where does Skiddy figure in all of this?

He’s the one who has been most insulting. He’s the one we’ve seen standing on the grassy knoll with his knob out, shouting abuse at the cavalcade.

Has justice truly been done?

I’m not saying that Skiddy should get a life ban - and I’m not putting that thought in brb’s head - I am merely throwing this into the arena of debate.

Pixie isn’t here, of course, but I get the feeling that he’d agree with me on this.
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Only 54 posts before I got roped in <laugh>

This is where I figure in all this, I was included like just about everybody on this board who belly laughed at your pictures behind the scenes. As Tobes said not one of us had any intentions of posting them as we ALL thought it crossed the line despite all your overblown claims and attempted put downs.

I was not party to the VB nor would I have been interested as you well know I don’t do sock accounts. :)
As for personal insults may I suggest you grow a pair then you can get your cock out on the grassy knoll and join me.
 
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Spurlock said:
Skiddy has had his nose up Brb's arse all week..Brb loves that so I guess Skiddy is safe
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Far from it Billy, I don’t court trouble but I’d bet your inbox would make interesting reading as would the dwarfs. Right cloak n dagger stuff I’d say...
 
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