Off Topic Free Pixie

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Tobes said:
Bingo.

He’s guilty as charged then.

@Hoddle Is A God you bad cry arseing grass <laugh>
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Grass?

About what?

Pixie got banned because he’d grassed up brb ffs! I had nothing to do with any of it.

I’m just the poor schmuck who’s had his privacy violated. Sorry for being the victim in this ffs!
 
A.L.D.O 4.1 said:
Oh ffs. Not another whinging, big girls blouse thread. Oh Kevin, it's so unfaaaaair!

See if you cùnts don't start acting like adults im stopping coming here. Buncha fannies.

I mean it, MAN THE **** UP !

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Good advice, ALDO.

You and I have always been on the same wavelength.
 
A.L.D.O 4.1 said:
Nup sorry. You are one the wee stripey toddler wavelength and I am on the big handsome Scots beefcake wavelength.

We are world's apart and if you don't buck up you'll get sent to bed with no tea.
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I’m finding your accent a little bit distressing to my “Longshank” ears, but I think I detected a grudging respect in your tone.

Thanks, pal.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Whilst some of you will think that I would take immense delight in Pixie’s banning, I do not.

When brb announced that Pix was banned for life, I genuinely thought he was joking, which is why I ripped the piss a little bit.

Then, the truth hit like an anvil to the head and I discovered that my old adversary had, indeed, been banned.

Okay, I know it’s been commuted to a month, but still I am shocked.

Did I chuckle a little bit when it struck me that Pix would be fuming in his cell, nose pressed to the prison bars, reading these posts and knowing that he was powerless to do anything about it?

I’m not going to lie. I did chuckle. What am I saying! I nearly pissed my underpants!

The head of the ‘Pede has been decapitated, and already the little legs are jerking uncontrollably! How can that not be funny?

But all of that aside, I have to register my protest and make it clear that I do not agree with the ban. This place simply won’t be the same without Pixie.

Sure, he shouldn’t have stitched up brb, which is what this is all about - and many of you will probably have no sympathy for him. Let’s face it, he does have form for being a grass.

And, just maybe, a stint in the Cooler will do him the world of good? He’s in good company. I speak from experience when I say that it helped me.

I’m not sure, though.

If brb needs someone to mod the Gooner board in Pixie’s enforced absence, I’m a safe pair of hands, yeah? It’s what Pix would have wanted.
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Some fair points Quents <ok>
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.... bit worried that Libby might **** himself into a dry stupor at the word count mind <cheers>
 
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brb said:
Im a fair man HiaG and i hear your plight, i realise you will be a lost Nan an utterly destroyed soul without your bum fluff friend.

However, being the honest and sincere upstanding citizen that i am, i am happy to reach an agreement for your siamese twin immediate release.

This is not like a no brexit deal, i do barter, but i need blood man, a grass is a grass and in the not606 mafia world reputations are at stake.

So here's the deal, for the release of piskie you have to choose someone to take his place, but you only get two choices bro, so maybe flip a coin;

Skylarker or Slycock....

THE CHOICE IS YOURS <ok>
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Human sacrifice is not good. Not good at all. You should be ashamed of yourself. Bring back Piskie or karma will bring back thr <wizard>somehow.
 
Spurlock said:
Basically weall feel sorry for you...you was the keen, wet behind the ears rookie who was eager to make a name for yourself.

It's just a shame everyone who egged you on also grassed you up

<laugh>

We live and learn <ok>
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Allegedly <whistle>
 
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So, where does Skiddy figure in all of this?

He’s the one who has been most insulting. He’s the one we’ve seen standing on the grassy knoll with his knob out, shouting abuse at the cavalcade.

Has justice truly been done?

I’m not saying that Skiddy should get a life ban - and I’m not putting that thought in brb’s head - I am merely throwing this into the arena of debate.

Pixie isn’t here, of course, but I get the feeling that he’d agree with me on this.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
So, where does Skiddy figure in all of this?

He’s the one who has been most insulting. He’s the one we’ve seen standing on the grassy knoll with his knob out, shouting abuse at the cavalcade.

Has justice truly been done?

I’m not saying that Skiddy should get a life ban - and I’m not putting that thought in brb’s head - I am merely throwing this into the arena of debate.

Pixie isn’t here, of course, but I get the feeling that he’d agree with me on this.
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Skiddy has had his nose up Brb's arse all week..Brb loves that so I guess Skiddy is safe
 
Spurlock said:
I guess Skiddy is safe
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Is he, Bruv?

Pixie clearly thought he was safe, otherwise he wouldn’t have grassed on brb.

I really wouldn’t be surprised if brb didn’t have something special planned for Skiddy.
 
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