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What happened to brb

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  1. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp nil by mouth

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    Too big? What???
    This is crazy talk bro, you have to love tits.
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    Who the **** wants a bird with two bee stings on her chest.

    Fried eggs.
     
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    She is actually a good singer
     
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    I'm a legs man myself
     
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  5. Milk just milk

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    No they're not... They're a very nice size.

    They're pushed up so they look bigger than they probably are... Although decent size nonetheless.
     
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    I appreciate a nice pair of legs with a sensual feminine curve to them too. (Not a fan of stick legs).

    I can appreciate legs and still like boobages.
     
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    If I had to pick one thing about women I find most attractive though it's the hips. I love seeing that curve from the waist to the hips... Doesn't matter if she's skinny or curvy as long as she's got that curve at the hips and waist. The breasts, butts, legs, tails, horns, cloven feet are all just extra... Give me a girl with hips.
     
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    Call me greedy but I require above average face tits arse & legs. Or I ain't ****in.

    And I cannot **** with fat birds. Call me shallow but I have never and will never.
     
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    Obese... No... Some girls that are slightly chubby (as long as they've got the right curves to go with it) are incredibly hot though.
     
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    Take Jessica Simpson here:
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    A little pudge there but she's still incredibly hot. I'd take her over a girl with no curves but a flat tummy anyday.
     
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    My old man gave me great advice about women when I was a lad.

    Don't **** with a girl if she...

    1,Can run faster than you

    2, physically kick yo ass

    Lived by that ****.
     
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    Brandi Mae a no then?

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    Yeah that ain't fat **** that ain't even "thick"
    Deffo wouldn't call her fat by any means
     
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    The 2nd name has me worried this is a he she?
     
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    Yeah thats a no from me.

    Pretty but butch as ****. Not feminine imo
     
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    She... Very steroided up... <laugh>. Body builder... Pretty face has some curves although probably silicone.

    So many steroids though she probably has a clitoris that is long enough to shimmy open a locked car door.
     
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    The plus side is, you could probably open any beer bottle between her bum cheeks, just place the bottle there and ask her to clench...

    The negative side, she'd probably chop you nuts off doing that during anal.
     
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    Just checked her pornhub

    Deffo a nah from me, goes against my dad's life rules anyway.
     
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    <laugh> I find the concept of a woman who could kick my arse intriguing... But probably could not get aroused by one... It's one thing with the photo touchups, stage makeup, etc on screen... But I imagine in real life they'd look too manly to be attractive.

    Just like, have you seen the comparison photos of porn stars before and after stage makeup? Many of them are real dogs before the makeup.
     
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    What kind of Beer ??
     
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