Off Topic Franken-Spurs' monster

[humanbeingincroydon]

So I spotted this on Twitter earlier...

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...and, as I slowly succumb to the effects of eating half a pound of Haribo this morning, I decided to put it to Not606 to create the perfect Spurs player from carved off pieces of Spurs players past and present

So without further ado, here's the list of things you need
Left Foot:
Right Foot:
Finishing:
Footballing Brain:
Vision:
Strength:
Speed:
Passing:
Dribbling:
Heading:
Tricks:

 

[Dier Hard]

Gonna do mine based on the people who've played for Spurs since I've been alive.

Left Foot: Bale
Right Foot: Eriksen
Finishing: Kane
Footballing Brain: Attacking - Berbatov, Defensive - King
Vision: Modric
Strength: Dembele
Speed: Walker
Passing: Huddlestone
Dribbling: Gazza
Heading: Kaboul
Tricks: Ginola

 

[Citizen Kane.]

Left Foot: Son
Right Foot: Son
Finishing: Son
Footballing Brain: Son
Vision: Son
Strength: Son
Speed: Son
Passing: Son
Dribbling: Son
Heading: Son
Tricks: Son

 

[Billy The Spur]

Spurs players since 1980

Left Foot: Bale
Right Foot: Anderton
Finishing: Lineker
Footballing Brain: Modric
Vision: Hoddle
Strength: Dembele
Speed: Bale
Passing: Hoddle
Dribbling: Gascoigne
Heading: Ferdinand
Tricks: Ginola

 

[PowerSpurs]

For the anti monster on the current squad
Left Foot: Alderweireld
Right Foot: Lamela
Finishing: Sissoko
Footballing Brain: Aurier
Vision: Lucas
Strength: Walker-Peters
Speed: Wanyama
Passing: Rose
Dribbling: Dier
Heading: Eriksen
Tricks: Sanchez

 

[The Huddlefro]

Left Foot: Son
Right Foot: Son
Finishing: Son
Footballing Brain: Son
Vision: Son
Strength: Son
Speed: Son
Passing: Son
Dribbling: Son
Heading: Son
Tricks: Son

You are DGC and I claim my five pounds

 

[Citizen Kane.]

You are DGC and I claim my five pounds

You know what, I miss them. Oh for the good old days where we could argue about the wellbeing of Harry Kane and Harry Kane alone. Nowadays we're arguing about the wellbeing of the entire fecking club.

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

You know what, I miss them. Oh for the good old days where we could argue about the wellbeing of Harry Kane and Harry Kane alone. Nowadays we're arguing about the wellbeing of the entire fecking club.

...or Harry Winks

 

[KingHotspur]

Left Foot: Bale
Right Foot: Berbatov
Finishing: Kane
Footballing Brain: Modric
Vision: Modric
Strength: Mousa Dembele
Speed: Lennon
Passing: Modric
Dribbling: Bale
Heading: Dawson
Tricks: Ginola

 

[The Changing Man]

Left Foot: Bale
Right Foot: Berbatov
Finishing: Allen (Clive)
Footballing Brain: Sheringham
Vision: Modric
Strength: Stewart
Speed: Lennon
Passing: Hoddle
Dribbling: Gascoigne
Heading: Dawson
Tricks: Waddle

 

[Dier Hard]

You know what, I miss them. Oh for the good old days where we could argue about the wellbeing of Harry Kane and Harry Kane alone. Nowadays we're arguing about the wellbeing of the entire fecking club.

Seems we ain't the only ones @The Huddlefro

DGC was (or were should I say!) box office... Lunatics, but box office!

 

[remembercolinlee]

I was on their ignore list

 

[PowerSpurs]

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Can’t see this post.....

 

[remembercolinlee]

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Can’t see this post.....

Utter bastard

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

I was on their ignore list

I had him PM me to say, if I don't like what he said, block him

Cowardly prick

 

[littleDinosaurLuke]

Gary Doherty

 

[redwhiteandermblue]

For the anti monster on the current squad
Left Foot: Alderweireld
Right Foot: Lamela
Finishing: Sissoko
Footballing Brain: Aurier
Vision: Lucas
Strength: Walker-Peters
Speed: Wanyama
Passing: Rose
Dribbling: Dier
Heading: Eriksen
Tricks: Sanchez

Good list, but Tricks has got to be Lloris.