four muslims praying to mohammed

If only that were real

 

Would it replace the posters of Ant'n'Dec above your bed?

 

Or his Cabaye pillow slip?

 

How strange is it that her boobs keep changing?

I'm starting to think they may be fake.

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I'll feel em all and let you know

 

Nah mate, they're true, remember the young Jordan from page 3....

Whilst i'm talking ****e really, don't dis-spell the myth....

Cheryl is just another pig market slapper....but now had black, will never gan back

 

You may want to wipe them with tissues first mate.

 

I would still have a go at CC.

But that ugly skank Jordan I wouldn't touch with yours.

 

That's ok, you do the ground work with ya smooth talking, i'll pop a pill, put on a snorkel, and dive in there....i may take a test tube and find some of Dwight Yorke's remains up there..

 

Just edited my retort with self moderation.

So you can imagine how bad it was.

 

But, but, but, it was left open for a filthy reply.....

I don't visit often, so i want filth, and your usual deviant thinking...i'm not shy honest

You reckon Ashley had a massive ........wallet ...?

 

I was thinking, he had that at home and still played away.

Makes you think!

Maybe she is **** in the sack?
Or doesn't swallow.

My mates Ex was absolutely gorgeous but he reckons she was crap in the sack.
He had a load of us in the pub cracked up with this......

After an argument.

The wife. "You treat me like a sex doll!"

Him, "Nah! A sex doll moves more!"

hahahahaha

 

Age old saying ' pay for what you want'..

Guess Mr Cole was spreading his cash in the George Michael bogs.

 

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Posted it in wrong thread eh?

Hahahaha
That's what comes of thinking with your dick and not your brain.

 

Aye, that motor bike she was sat on in The Sun isn't the only big black thing the Byker Slag has sat on.