Like **** you do! You say stuff like chimberley and skelingtons. And you'll say kipper tie instead of cup of tea. Who the hell can take you people seriously? Also, you'll say things like cor, as exemplified by this exchange:- Daft Midlander #1: "'Ere, our kid. Can you climb up them ladders and get the skellingtons out of the chimberley?" Daft Midlander #2: "No, Dad. I cor!" Trust me, that isn't speaking properly. The following is how it should be done:- Pearly King #1: "Oi, Daz! Get yer facking 'arris up them ladders and pull the facking skeletons aat the facking chimney pot, sahn!" Pearly King #2: "Oo you facking giving orders to, yer kaaant! Get the facking skeletons aat yerself! Yer ****er!" This is proper English.
Skimming - as in taking money off the total amount of money and keeping it for yourself - perhaps you really are a solicitor
****ing phones taking the rite piss out of me. Spelling watch instead of what. ****ish Z3 compact (pure diamond edition)