Fossy and his Rants

I can see this turning into a slug fest.

I'm in.

 

Oh. I must be thinking of a different type of skimming.

 

Like **** you do!

You say stuff like chimberley and skelingtons. And you'll say kipper tie instead of cup of tea. Who the hell can take you people seriously?

Also, you'll say things like cor, as exemplified by this exchange:-

Daft Midlander #1: "'Ere, our kid. Can you climb up them ladders and get the skellingtons out of the chimberley?"
Daft Midlander #2: "No, Dad. I cor!"

Trust me, that isn't speaking properly. The following is how it should be done:-

Pearly King #1: "Oi, Daz! Get yer facking 'arris up them ladders and pull the facking skeletons aat the facking chimney pot, sahn!"
Pearly King #2: "Oo you facking giving orders to, yer kaaant! Get the facking skeletons aat yerself! Yer ****er!"

This is proper English.

 

Thats Brummy lingo, you southern soft twit

 

Yeah, like there's a facking difference!

 

Skimming - as in taking money off the total amount of money and keeping it for yourself - perhaps you really are a solicitor

 

That's libellous, G4E. I may have to involve the Old Bill.

 

Are you Custard?

 

Londoners speak like this

Bonjour comment allez vous
or
Здравствулте! как вы
even
你好怎麼樣您

 

No, he quit, I took his roll over, here to upset remainers and snowflakes

 

It is only libellous if it isn't true.

so me calling you a solicitor is libellous!

 

no mate

 

So whilst the rest of us move on..you will carry on being a cock.

 

If you dont like it put me on ignore. simple really

 

He he BOOM

Got ya there Brexit.

Off to roll a spliff.

 

Watch comments you nobber?

 

Orite Sky?

Slow down FAM, you seem in a huff laikh.

 

... go find Fido ... you smeg smear ..

 

****ing phones taking the rite piss out of me. Spelling watch instead of what.

****ish Z3 compact (pure diamond edition)

 

Yeah yeah orite bruh, I'm off to make a coffee in my De Longhi Magnifica ECAM22.110.b.