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Fossy and his Rants

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Skylarker, Sep 20, 2016.

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Is Fossy a Ranting Raving Nobber

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  1. Yes

    11.1%
  2. Sure Is

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  3. Of Course

    11.1%
  4. I never read his ****e so wouldn't know

    77.8%
  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    I can see this turning into a slug fest.

    I'm in.
     
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    Skylarker and Hoddle is a god like this.
  2. Oh. I must be thinking of a different type of skimming.
     
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  3. Like **** you do!

    You say stuff like chimberley and skelingtons. And you'll say kipper tie instead of cup of tea. Who the hell can take you people seriously?

    Also, you'll say things like cor, as exemplified by this exchange:-

    Daft Midlander #1: "'Ere, our kid. Can you climb up them ladders and get the skellingtons out of the chimberley?"
    Daft Midlander #2: "No, Dad. I cor!"

    Trust me, that isn't speaking properly. The following is how it should be done:-

    Pearly King #1: "Oi, Daz! Get yer facking 'arris up them ladders and pull the facking skeletons aat the facking chimney pot, sahn!"
    Pearly King #2: "Oo you facking giving orders to, yer kaaant! Get the facking skeletons aat yerself! Yer ****er!"

    This is proper English.
     
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  4. The Prime Minister

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    Thats Brummy lingo, you southern soft twit
     
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  5. Yeah, like there's a facking difference!
     
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  6. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Skimming - as in taking money off the total amount of money and keeping it for yourself - perhaps you really are a solicitor :)
     
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  7. That's libellous, G4E. I may have to involve the Old Bill.
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    Are you Custard?
     
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  9. The Prime Minister

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    Londoners speak like this

    Bonjour comment allez vous
    or
    Здравствулте! как вы
    even
    你好怎麼樣您
     
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  10. The Prime Minister

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    No, he quit, I took his roll over, here to upset remainers and snowflakes
     
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  11. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    It is only libellous if it isn't true.

    so me calling you a solicitor is libellous!
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    no mate :)
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    So whilst the rest of us move on..you will carry on being a cock.
     
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  14. The Prime Minister

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    If you dont like it put me on ignore. simple really
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    He he BOOM

    Got ya there Brexit.

    Off to roll a spliff.
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Watch comments you nobber?
     
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  17. Spurlock

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    Orite Sky?

    Slow down FAM, you seem in a huff laikh.
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

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    ... go find Fido ... you smeg smear ..:)
     
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  19. Skylarker

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    ****ing phones taking the rite piss out of me. Spelling watch instead of what.

    ****ish Z3 compact (pure diamond edition)
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    Yeah yeah orite bruh, I'm off to make a coffee in my De Longhi Magnifica ECAM22.110.b.
     
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