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Former Players on the Wrong Side of the Law

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  1. AgentofAlnwick

    AgentofAlnwick Well-Known Member

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    What would our most dangerous first team be?
    Let me start with a few contenders:
    - Patrick Kluivert (killer)
    - David Roche (drug dealer)
    - Emre (killer)
    - Joey Barton (ABH)
     
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  2. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Duncan Ferguson - all round lunatic
     
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  3. Rudekid

    Rudekid Well-Known Member

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    Are you a killer if it was an accident?
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Yes but you may not be a murderer.

    Tino. Illegal Possession of weapons
     
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  5. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Nile Ranger - all-sorts of stupid ****
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Ketsbaia. Pure radge
     
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  7. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Jeff Hendrick - Impersonating a footballer
     
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  8. AgentofAlnwick

    AgentofAlnwick Well-Known Member

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    In the case of the virtuous Brian Kilcline, you can be the killer but not a killer.
     
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  9. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I didn’t know Emre was involved in a murder charge?
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Titus Brmable...... but the charges didn’t stick.
     
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  11. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    And apparently one of the best defenders of our history was shipped off to Real Madrid because he liked the white stuff.

    I don’t know if this was a vicious rumour at the time like.
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Probably a wise decision if he wanted to get over it.


    Nothing ever gets over a line here!
     
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  13. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Duncan Ferguson - Enforcer/ all round psycho.

    Comes to something when very very few players ever crossed him.
     
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  14. Rudekid

    Rudekid Well-Known Member

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    Shelvey... For tackles he didn't commit to
     
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  15. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Goalkeeper
    Wes Saunders infamous glove thief
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Wes Saunders wasn't a goalkeeper Hung, he was a defender.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, May 18, 2021
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  17. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    yes I know but with his knowledge of gloves
    he would make the perfect fit
     
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  18. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Ah...I was a bit slow off the mark Hung.
     
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    Tino has to be in there surely. He's basically your stereo-typical gun touting columbian whack job and would make any world wide starting 11 made up of wrong-uns!
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Keith Gillespsie had gambling issues and may have ended up with the fishes only for Keegan to bail him out,allegedly.
     
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