Former Liverpool FC defender Andrea Dossena arrested on suspicion of shoplifting in Harrods

I guess if the the toddler was pinching designer handbags while out shopping with mommy , there is a case for the prosecution

 

When I was a toddler I stole a knife from Woolworths.

 

I got caught shoplifting in Boots when I was a kid

 

I also used to eat thing whilst sat in the supermarket trolly seat

 

What did you nick?

 

Can't remember.......a few things though,just putting stuff into a carrier bag. Probably crap I didn't need

Got stopped by a store detective at the door I would of been 12 or 13 yrs. old

 

My daughter wouldn't go around Tesco's unless I gave her a handful of cherry tomatoes (or 'matoes, as she called them). Some sour-faced cow, who didn't even work there, stopped us once, so after that I got a packet and then got them to scan it at the checkout. Half the staff on the checkouts just laughed.

Having said that, my daughter was seventeen at the time...

I went to school in town, and every lunchtime was a shoplifting fest. We even robbed LP's from a shop in Bold St (they were musical recordings, for you younger posters). Two of my erstwhile fellow crims went on to join the police (one becoming an inspector). I believe he still has that copy of Yes's tales From The Topographic Oceans that he pilfered.