We'd like to be reinstated as your bogey team please. We think that when it came time for the subscription to be renewed, about three or four years ago - someone managed to misplace the form or something. Since then we've concentrated on just pissing off the plastics by hanging around the Premier League, on an extended "giant killing" tour. But we've missed you, and we'd like us both to commit to giving it another try. Ideally before Wednesday. But definitely before the 11th of next month.