I've got half a chance of a kop ticket,depends if a lad who's grandad(who's got a ticket but cant go)wants it. If not i'll watch it town.
What? 35c+ temperature Christmas Day on the beach Barbecue on Boxing Day a bronzy in the winter. No ta billy,give me frost,arctic winds,sleet rain and snow,freezing fog and frostbite anyday.
But you forgot the "let's see how pissed we can get the Old Man - before we fall over" and at £7 per pint that's going to bankrupt me!
Well you'll have to finally take the knot out of the 'magic sock' full of white fivers hidden under your 4 poster dave