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Dealing with Aussies or Chinese?Is your ma bringing you over a new pair of gutties this time?

 

Nope not Aussies or Chinese. There is a huge lithium mine outside of Madrid that we source it from, but the investors will no doubt mainly be British and a few of your mob too

 

Sounds 100%. I'll DM you my online banking deets, take whatever is needed

 

I have them already.

 

Spoiler Alert.

Watched the final season of Yellowstone. Dull as dishwater. What on earth Taylor Sheridan thought he was doing bumping off Kevin Costner is a mystery and what we were left with was a predictable revenge story with an utterly predictable ending.

Mrs Grove hit me again. The skinny lady cowgirl told the negro cowboy she loved him, after finally admitting his feelings he said he loved her too. As soon as this happened I said he'd die and die he did. Such obvious storylines and tropes are boring and the last few episodes were a chore which is a shame because I thought the rest of the series was decent.

 

Spoiler Alert.

Watched the last series of The Rig. Dull as dishwater.

Mrs Grove hit me again. Big hole in the floor of the rig at the bottom of the sea. Character says "you don't want to fall into that, it's cold" I said that someone was going to end up falling in the hole and they did. Writers might as well have "PLOT!" flash up on the screen just so you pay attention.

Turned out to be all Greta Thunberg and the alien is actually mother earth trying to save the planet from greedy oil companies with a few queers and lesbians thrown in for good measure. As weak as it was woke.

 

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WID

 

Until I was saddle sore!

Check out Mrs Henderson Presents, she's in that with the tay tays out.

 

Watching The Substance just now. Not very good or certainly not as good as people said it was. Still 30 minutes to go though, so maybe it will end up a cracking film

 

Official, ****ing ****e

 

Dune Part Two

Up it's own arse inane ****ing drivel.

 

How about Dune Part Two though?

 

Landman

On episode 1 just now. Looks good enough.

 

Dune - Prophecy

Don't. Just don't.

 

Started bad girls on demand. Pretty gud so far

 

Black Bird -Apple TV

Excellent - 6 episodes of quality

8 thumbs up

 

It's ****ing pash aimed at the fatty audience.

-709/10

 

Well it nailed its demographic

 

Nosferatu

Amazing cinematography
Some good acting and some absolutely terrible acting (like when main female character is possessed)
William Defoe's German accent - cartoon
At least 30 minutes too long

5/10

 

American Primeval-Netflix
The best thing I've seen on the telly box this year 9/10 so far,same writer as The Revenant and it shows,Mark L Smith and not to be confused with the guy from The Fall lol