For your viewing pleasure.

Suicide squad twa.

Popcorn stuff. Alright to while away a couple of hours. Some genuinely funny bits in it and big Elba is good. Yon wrestler guy is as wooden as Drew's butt plug though.

6/10

 

Easy 3 points for Mick Dundee today.

 

That's a fail then!

 

What is?

 

Go to bed ya drunken bum.

 

FFS - Aldo has clearly forgotten Mick Dundee's quote after a Taig European game.

No doubt you were lying a skip surrounded by empty Tennants cans TBF

 

Why you posting about Celtic on this thread ya muppet.

 

Back to your bottle, ya jakebag.

 

Ah ha ha!

Ya fùcking trumpet!

 

How much the Bheast pay for Starfish?

He is absolute sheidt!

The new Doofy!

 

In Cinemas today.

Looks decent. Terrific soundtrack.

 

Looks absolute pish.

Wishy-washy Nigel crap, expecting a guest appearance from Alan Titmarsh or some other nonce BBC prick.

FS - you paint yourself as some Jock freedom warrior, now you're watching a stinking Nigel chick-flick?

Jog on, Jenkins

 

Looks like a poof's Quadrophenia.

 

I bet you don't see Leslie Ash getting shagged up an alley in this one.

 

Like a **** version of Qudraphenia with a cast of last of the summer wine type Northern Yorkshire tea drinking boring fannies.

"Aye, get on tut scooter pet we're going to Brighton, I hear it's £5 a pint doon thar and it's that Southern fizzy cold roobish not like proper Northern ale, best bring the gravy they won't have it either, bloody petrol probably costs more too let's not bother "

 

I watched Terminator. Doesn't make me a cyborg though ya fannyrag.

 

Way to go guys in your support for independent British films.

Stick to Marvel ya cretins.

 

Makes you nonce though.

 

Mani and Patsy Kensit in the cast,did I ever tell you about the time I met her in Aguascalientes airport?

 

The only decent movie I've seen the last decade is Kingsman and that wasn't all that.