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For sale. Part 47

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Dec 3, 2018.

  1. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Same ones who love to spread doom and gloom. Love the fact that these same papers can spread rumours about players and we cry bollocks, but as soon as they start painting a negative picture on the takeover it MUST be true!

    Always suspect when the Mirror run a NUFC story that isn’t written by Simon Bird. If it comes from him, Pete Graves, George Caulkin or Luke Edwards then take it seriously. Otherwise, it’s clickbait. Move on.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    There is no takeover lads. The fat man is, and has been playing us... again.
     
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  3. Captainchaos.

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    Only people that have skipped their porridge consistently would have fallen for this one again.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Porridge gives one the vision to see through webs of deceit.
     
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  5. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Nothing compares to the humble oat it's the ultimate superfood.

    All you need
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    And pussy.
     
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  7. Captainchaos.

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    No that's actually a trap if you avoid pussy you'll have a better life
     
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  8. Lord Jonjomort

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    Can someone explain to me how Fat Mike has “played” the fans?

    1) he couldn’t give a toss anyway, why would he bother?
    2) what’s the purpose of this elaborate game?
    3) are that many good journalists really wrong?

    If it was some stunt the likes of Kenyon, Walker Morris, even Rafa himself would call him out. It’s just not possible to fabricate this stuff. The only argument is it’s similar to Staveley - who bid three different amounts last year, so it was all true and the only comment Mike ever made at the time was when it collapsed and he called her a tyre kicker.

    There is a number of takeover attempts taking place. Whether they meet fat mans valuation and come to fruition remains to be seen. Stop being so naive as to think it’s a ludicrous hoax!
     
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  9. Captainchaos.

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    Because you along with others fell for it.. you can't slip out of this one mate
     
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    Never fooled me Only people that will get rid of him is the fans
     
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  11. Captainchaos.

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    Which they won't do they'll just keep taking it up the arse

    Taking it up the arse is fine but there's nothing worse than someone readily taking it up the arse and then crying rape. Especially of it's been going on for 12 years .
     
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  12. Prince Isak (GG)

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    The interested parties value the club a lot less than the owner does.

    Ashley is trying to get top dollar for a flogged dog. This is why people believe he is trying to sell but not really trying to sell.

    He doesn’t have to sell of course so it is unfortunately down to him if he accepts a bid or not. It’s just the bids he wants are not there. Thus it being apparent that he won’t sell.

    What will then happen is lack of investment, probable relegation, Rafa leaves and total chaos. With the club being valued at less than the offers on the table now.

    The man is not stupid. But he is an arsehole!
     
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    It's not worth 300 million or it would have sold it's a ****hole of a club now! Facilities are prehistoric, the stadium is derelict, the players arent worth a few million each, we are relegation candidates , the fans are **** dull, and the weather's crap.
     
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  14. Rum & Black for 2

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    So for all the Humble Pie that Chippy eats, what’s gone wrong with him?
     
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    I have to agree that it is not an elaborate hoax ................... however i do maintain that Ashley will make it as difficult as possible to get a deal done.

    MA. "I want £300m and you can pay in installments"
    PK. "That's fine Mike, what installments can i pay"
    MA. "£295M down and then the remaining £5m in a fortnight"
    PK "Er .............. OK, that's fine"
    MA "Actually i want £301m"
    PK "OK"
    MA "Actually i want £302m"
    PK "OK, but that is as far as i can go Mike"
    MA "I want free SD sponsorship for the next two seasons too"
    PK "Deal"
    MA "Three seasons"
    PK "OK, three seasons"
    MA "And Strawberry Place is extra"
    PK "How much extra?"
    MA "Another £10m and another season of SD sponsorship for free"
    PK "Do we have a deal Mike?"
    MA "As long as you can guess what my favourite meal is"
    PK "I beg your pardon ...............!!"
    MA "If you can guess what my favourite meal is we have a deal"
    PK "Ermm .................... Chicken Vindaloo?"
    MA "Nope ..................... Eggy Bread .................. deal is off ................... ****ing tyre kicker!!"
     
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    Fooking laughing stock any other club. They be about 12000 watching if that
     
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  17. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Where has all the money actually gone though.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    1- ST renewals are up in a few weeks so he wants folk to renew.

    2- a massive protest was planned just before he ‘broke’ the news that he was ‘selling’.

    3- His other business is failing so he’s desperate to help enhance his book value.
     
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  19. Lord Jonjomort

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    Like this would have ANY impact on ST sales or business value, or like he gives two ****s about a protest when he knows it wouldn’t work nor would it make any difference. Ffs, come on mate!

    Pete graves has said its 100% not dead. Him or the Sun, take your pick....
     
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  20. Captainchaos.

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    Exactly
     
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