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Ffsdon'tpassittohim

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Jun 13, 2011
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As I lay here trussed up recovering from our little jaunt to Sweden, I'm trying to think up a way to raise the funds for what is hopefully a long sojourn ( that's trip to you Dilli ) in Europe.I was thinking of that travel film where that young lady did odd jobs and saved up her hard earned money <whistle> and I decided to make a remake of it . I'm into heavy negotiations with a certain young Starlet for the central role and have decided to name it after her.

So gentlemen ,'' MINXY DOES MALMO'' goes into production soon. I'm looking for actors to obviously take part but you have to have a requisite ' porn ' actor name.

So you have to list your name too sign up.

You can achieve this in a couple of ways your first pets name plus the street where you were born/grew up or your pets name plus your first holiday destination.

Hurry up though as shooting starts quickly.. (as soon as I get up on the roof ) and filming when I come back down !

Minxy, where are you ..................
 
I reckon I should leave Minxy pick my porn name :p

Checking on porn star name sites, I will be known as "Pepe Menace" - well thats a bit crap lol. Time to find a new site to give me my new name :p
 
Oh wait, found a new one, I shall now be named "Hardcocked Harry" for the rest of my life.
 
Are you lot ready for the award announcement ? It is done and ready to go up, the winners are known and some of you lot are involved :D