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  1. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Right after another depressing home result, just for some fun complete the following sentence:

    Saints would still struggle to score if...
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    I'll start:

    Saints would still struggle to score if they were walking down Empress Road waving £50 notes and bags of heroin in the air.
     
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  3. saintsfcfan

    saintsfcfan Well-Known Member

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    Saints would struggle to score even if they went down the M27 and said they were a fan of family fun time.
     
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  4. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Saints would still struggle to score if we started with Boufal, Redmond, Tadic and Gabbiadini

    EDIT: Saints would still struggle to score if we started with Boufal, Redmond, Tadic and Gabbiadini and we were playing Burnley at home
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Nov 4, 2017
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  5. tomw24

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    Saints would struggle to score even if the goals were the size of the Northam/Chapel stands. And I'm only half joking. :)
     
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  6. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Saints would still struggle to score if they played against this XI...

    Forecast
    S Baker Lancashire P Bennett Brennan
    Bleidelis Pulis Gasmi McCann
    Dia Ryan Smith
     
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  7. Whiteley Saint

    Whiteley Saint Well-Known Member

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    Saints would still struggle to score if I was in goal and there were no other defenders. <badger>
     
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  8. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Saints would still struggle to score if the board threatened to collectively resign.
     
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  9. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Saints would struggle to score playing against the fans of this forum!.........I mean we have so many experts........<whistle>
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Saints would struggle to score if we swapped goalies with the opposition.
     
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  11. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    Saints would struggle to score against a team of blind players!!
     
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  12. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    And blind drunk players too!....:emoticon-0175-drunk
     
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  13. SaintMarv

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    Saints would fail to score even if they didn't have Virgin on their shirts.
     
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    SaintMarv, Nov 7, 2017
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