Footballer feels sorry for himself

HIAG, there's a guy on the Liverpool board whose after some legal advice. I pointed him in your direction.







Maybe you know someone who can help him.

 

I don't deal with petty crime, mate. Sorry.

 

There's no petty crime in Liverpool, mate.

Honest.

 

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http://www.crimerates.co.uk/compare/43/liverpool-merseyside-uk/16/manchester-uk/

 

I was being serious luv. Crime free city is Liverpool. No crime since 1987.

 

I'm just gutted that you're better than us at robbing stuff as well, we have nothing left!

 

Hard times for Liverpudlians. They hey days are long gone.

 

It's ok LG, you lead the UK in IEDs. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-34335671

 

Bloody scouse extremists. Who let them in? I demand answerers.

@BringBackFootie. Is this a conspiracy, should we all be afraid and which government is to blame? The Danish.

God damn you Denmark!!!

 

Everyone is good at something.

 

It says a device was removed by the bomb squad, a device could be a rockem sockem robot game or a battery powered dildo

Wasn't the device found outside Martinez home? Didn't the Chavs come up to Liverpool weekend before last?

 

It says that it was an improvised explosive device. Not sure what sort of dildos you've been using if they fall into that category, to be honest.

 

Those Finnish know how to jazz up a dildo alright.

 

So it was the Chav Front, Danish division then? Goddam them coming into our country with chavlamic rayguns.

 

Ah come one now, even ISIS have not stopped so low as to stop black chaps getting on trains

 

Yeh but they have chavlamic rayguns and I have no ides what that is so run, run fast in any direction and for god (tried to chsnge it to a capital G) sake man don't forget to wave you arms frantically.

The chavlamic are coming people, their in your towns right now!!! Panic!!!

 

Jizz up you mean?