I've taken her to Old Trafford once and i bet she's been more times than the majority of Man Utd fans who post on here
All I'll say is I've been with Liverpool FC for 20 years. Even though they've disappointed me occasionally the love has always been strong and I've never cheated on them. Same can't be said of any woman.
Have no idea what you mean... I have a few severed limbs in the freezer... for when i fancy a posh ****... nothing like using someone elses arm..