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Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by bigkidderz, Apr 30, 2014.

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  1. bigkidderz

    bigkidderz Well-Known Member

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    Is your name Lamah? Because I'm sure we'll be Roland around later.

    Is your name Jordi? Because you and I are just Amat-ter of time.

    Is your name Tremmel? Because you look like you like to FinGerhard.

    I'm progressively getting worse at this... Haha
     
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    bigkidderz Well-Known Member

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    Is your name Darnel? Because I'd love to Situ on my lap.
     
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    Close the thread!!!!

    CLOSE THE THREAD!!!

    <laugh>
     
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  4. bigkidderz

    bigkidderz Well-Known Member

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    Is your name Michel? Because your ass is on Vorm tonight.
     
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    bigkidderz Well-Known Member

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    Is your name Taylor? Because Neil-ing around on all fours is a great look for you.
     
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    swanselona Well-Known Member

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    You seem to be enjoying this bigkidderz :p
     
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    bigkidderz Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha way too much!
     
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    Whats this all about .... alfei
     
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    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    Is your name MICHU.........Bless you...
     
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  10. bigkidderz

    bigkidderz Well-Known Member

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    I think we've exhausted the Swansea squad. I'm moving onto other PL players...

    Is your name Jones? Because I know I Kenwyne you over.
    Give me 5 minutes with you and that Skrtel be off.
    Are you Aspas? Go on, give me Iago.
    Are you Lloris? Because Hugo home with me tonight.
    You girls must be from Tottenham, because I love Dembélé-s (usable only on girls in crop tops haha)

    OKAY, I'M DONE! PROMISE!
     
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  11. swanseaandproud

    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    Is your name Caulker....or are you choking ..
     
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    bigkidderz Well-Known Member

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    This is definitely the winning post from this thread so far! Every time I read it I burst out laughing! :D
     
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    Hi I'm John and I'd like Toshack you!
     
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    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    Hi My name is LAUDRUP............Sorry did you say Laudrup or **** UP
     
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