Aaron is a wee runts name........or a mixed race fella. **** either way. Theres been a few guys try & split me & the mrs up. One guy actually knew me & went to my junior school the prick, the mrs thought they were mates till he tried it on - she told him to **** off & he started saying how he loved her & he was better for her. A family member give him a slap for me Another guy used to stalk my mrs for years & always try it on with her (before I was with her btw) a few lads slapped him because he was getting creepy. He ended up joining the army & after 2 years awaycame back to Brum, the guy burst in to tears when he knocked on the door & she waddled towards him 6 months pegnant I could hear him say "How could you do this to me, I thought we had something here......you obviously didn't wait for me" The mrs, hormones & all tore in to him "**** off you creep, we weren't together, never was. We haven't even kissed you loser, **** off & stalk someone else" I could hear it all & just started pissing myself laughing. What a ****.
anyone ever fallen asleep shaggin? almost dun it last night fula valium. av not had time to read this whole thread cos am too busy tryin to stay awake and not spew at that same time but it sounded like it was about shaggin
It is a backwater **** of a place Slap on the wrist coming our way, if he banned anyone if would be even deader I know thats not a word, but at least I'm not called Aaron
Aye Nev I did once had been on nightshifts on a railway line and my first night off I got pished and shagged the missus. Didn't cum and fell asleep after 10 minutes. She was not happy
I know LR, they all seem to love it. Its an utter ****ehole. Went to uni with 2 Fifers, one from Dunfermline and one Glenrothes. Lucky if they had 5 teeth between them.
i thought i was going to get my head kicked in by half my platoon for suggesting it wasnt valhalla. the guy who was getting most worked up about it was from methil ffs! ****ing ******s
